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2023年10月31日 星期二

Mobile Novel ~The Turtles

 There was a turtle, which could talk to the Zoo keeper, he was not young or old ,but full of angry !

Some day, he decided to walk away !

He told God "Where can I find a better keeper ?",and God said, "What do you request ?",He replied, "Only give me freedom, I can't breathe !".And God said "Who stop your breathe ?".He replied "Chinese used me to practice Achtung !"God said "I deserted you, because you don't want be humble from the human being !".

The next day, he  saw himself on a carage and he didn't know how to move !

The animal market is so mean ,the workers said "You are so ugly !How can I win a penny from you ?It's better to sold you to the Sea Food Business !".

He felt dazzling and lost the consciousness, he did not know how long he wait!When he wake up !He saw a woman smile to him!And said "I don't think he is the one who should be deserted !","He had shining eyes !".

And he felt Mammy holding him to take the bus home !

He had a heavenly place, which was a roof garden, he enjoyed the Mother Natur, and the Miss ,who was his new keeper, buy him a girl friend !

After five years, they have five little kids. 

The new keeper send the kids to the Temple, which was behind the stream.

When in the sunny day ,this family can see the couple eagles, shouting the gratitude for them !

And the roof garden was lost again !

Many people said, they saw something rare!


太極門問

 一,黃翊自殺死了!

答,是為甚麼想不通?

二,妳想跟甚麼老師學太極拳?

答,潘鈺炫,史老師,不知道在不在?

三,妳為甚麼沒有收入?

答,我願意反哺,我媽拿走了!

四,去市圖看中國功夫的書?

答,六合圖書館!

五,我們的團體是理想上的!師大女!

問,在哪裡早課?

答,六合公園!

太極門是我好奇

 一,我們要調整甚麼?

答,記憶力!

二,妳可以給錢嗎?

答,如果見證!

三,妳氣功不錯!

答,我發狂過!

四,黃光男,李念祖,要敬!

答,我照本子練過香功,瑜珈,易筋經!

五,瑜珈功是孕婦練的,女人跟妳鬥會流產!

答,阿姨說我是女道士!

天理與瑜珈術

 多年以來,我以為瑜珈是普通運動,就是拉筋術,結果,瘦了以後,不肯性交易,性生活,得到的是瑜珈師的詛咒。

我練中國功夫,比如易筋經。而且,信奉,生物學,美國的論點!

就是有氧運動,燃脂論!

堅持到底,必然得救!

還有長程運動,會長命,進不了有氧狀況,得到的就是肺活量!

肺活量大,就開心!

我的人生無恨,除了被取代絕對!

農委會問

 一,為甚麼妳失去正向?

答,我發願修己渡人,我的精神被附,真的很累!

二,妳願意務農嗎?

答,只要是神明交託!

三,為甚麼她們下地獄?

答,殺人罪公開!

四,為甚麼妳不孕?

答,我的體質中性!

五,妳想跟誰睡?

答,跟馬睡!

六,有十個孩子跟妳玩!

答,好高興!

Notes

 1,Avec la eau ,les Homme développe le créativité, parce que Vanpour, parce que pollué !

Essential sont des haut glace jamais break!

2,Avec la eau, les Homme peut-être sobre  en raison d'un  Tea ,ou,endormi  raison d'un Wine!

德國人問

 一,為甚麼我們在后里沒有民宿?

答,他們建議您們選擇南投水里為下塌處。即日月潭風景區。包小車來看馬,可以!用騎腳踏車也可!還是租小摩托車!

二,為甚麼渣打銀行沒有命?

答,我是這個時代的紀德,誠惶誠恐,就是偽幣製作者!信我者,得永生!是教會傳狂!並非我之追求!

三,我們全部沒錢了!

答,只要跟天主教說願意避靜,就有套房!

四,這是甚麼意思?

答,就是名畫在身邊的人!你懂嗎?因為不是名畫都限制在博物館!

五,又賣不掉可以怎麼辦?

答,進入湖濱散記!美國人住阿拉斯加!

六,妳為甚麼不窮不富?

答,因為是一般人!