2020年6月29日 星期一
David小弟問我六個問題
一，要怎樣才能喜歡看小說?
答:愛看故事書是天性!你如果沒有興趣，參加科學營!童子軍!或者暑假去台灣少林寺練體魄!
二，我去台灣少林寺會怎樣?
答:他們說:暑假來的學童是稀客!
問:我爸爸說童子軍比較對!妳覺得呢？
答:童子軍很好玩!
三，我想要畫畫不知道畫甚麼？
答:先畫盆景。你可以去假日花市買盆景回家寫生素描。
四，要怎樣才能永遠不結婚?
答:真正的童子軍是一輩子童子!就是一輩子不結婚!你如果去台灣少林寺，命會更硬，更沒有姻緣!
五，為甚麼妳會寫盤瓠子孫，我最喜歡的書?
答:因為對文獻聯想
六，我大腸包小腸包定
答:小沙彌，我敬佩你!
答:愛看故事書是天性!你如果沒有興趣，參加科學營!童子軍!或者暑假去台灣少林寺練體魄!
二，我去台灣少林寺會怎樣?
答:他們說:暑假來的學童是稀客!
問:我爸爸說童子軍比較對!妳覺得呢？
答:童子軍很好玩!
三，我想要畫畫不知道畫甚麼？
答:先畫盆景。你可以去假日花市買盆景回家寫生素描。
四，要怎樣才能永遠不結婚?
答:真正的童子軍是一輩子童子!就是一輩子不結婚!你如果去台灣少林寺，命會更硬，更沒有姻緣!
五，為甚麼妳會寫盤瓠子孫，我最喜歡的書?
答:因為對文獻聯想
六，我大腸包小腸包定
答:小沙彌，我敬佩你!
Three Questions from BBC
1,Where do you study law?
A:Soochow law school.
2,Why can you practice law?
A:I cooperate with police system sincerely.
3,Tina doesn't know you are great,should we tell her?
A:Thank you!
A:Soochow law school.
2,Why can you practice law?
A:I cooperate with police system sincerely.
3,Tina doesn't know you are great,should we tell her?
A:Thank you!
Five Questions from German
1,Why can you write ancient world?
A:I study archeology by myself.
2,Why can you believe in ancient but not Jesus Christ?
A:Because of love.
3,What kind of God is Chinese God?
A:Those who belong super power!
4,If Confucius was God?
A:He is Saint!He died in poverty,and belong Holy Ghost after death.
5,Do you want visit us?
A:I do!But people lose consciousness on airline!
A:I study archeology by myself.
2,Why can you believe in ancient but not Jesus Christ?
A:Because of love.
3,What kind of God is Chinese God?
A:Those who belong super power!
4,If Confucius was God?
A:He is Saint!He died in poverty,and belong Holy Ghost after death.
5,Do you want visit us?
A:I do!But people lose consciousness on airline!
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